Friday, November 21, 2008
Positions and Tell Alls
So the house guest has prevented us from having an sorta bedroom fun. I tend to be really uptight about it... go figure! But, I do have a couple of things to hit over... the back seat in his new truck is a prefect place to have sex... even in the middle of a parking lot. It felt dangerous... I guess. Which reminds me, did I ever tell you folks about the time we did it on the top floor of the parking garage at the airport? It's a larger airport and it was late. The person we were waiting on, their flight got delayed. It was about 1AM and we had nothing else to do but sit and wait. OH MY GOD, what was awesome! We kept dodging the security guard that was traveling about in his red golf cart. Anyways, the other day I was laying down because I felt like crud! He came up and I refused to have sex with him since I'd been damn near begging for two days (and I don't like to beg!). I finally gave in and he knew that it better be good! He put this product on himself called Time in a Bottle, from Pure Romance (which is another story that I'll get to in a minute). So, I'm not sure how it happened but we were having sex and a few minutes into it I stopped him. I told him to get off. He acted worried and maybe I did feel a little annoyed, and it was noticable. Apparently some of that TIB got on me, I COULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING!! First of all, lately missionary does NOTHING for me. I'm not thrilled about it and I'm not into "making love" which in my opinion is the number one reason for that position anyways. With TIB, all I could feel was his balls slapping against my ass!!! Can you believe that shit? Anyways, so we're laying there after the fact, which don't normally happen and he says... "Oh I forgot to tell you, the new Simplex guy's wife works for Pure Romance." He said when the guy pulled out his card he had to explain it to the chief what the comapny was. He adds his comments about, he knows the company well. Which leads to a department wide discussion about their products and what the products (like TIB, Just Like Me, Great Head, etc.) does for US!!! He said he was telling the guys how much I adore the Just Like Me, and on and on. Can you believe that shit? I mean, I guess I always figured guys talk like that but did he have to tell me? Now I'm slightly embarrassed... good thing I steer clear of visiting him at work! Okay, I know what you're thinking... I do the same thing here... at least I don't tell him about it at the end of the day! LOL. Okay, so that's my rant for today... I wont be a stranger, promise!!!
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Hmm
So it was somewhat out of her comfort zone but she decided to do it anyways. She could feel her nipples getting hard as she lied there on the bed, in a red satin teddy. He loved red on her, said it was her color... made her irresistible with her long dark hair. Her nipples were getting hard because she felt a little chilly. The bed nicely made beneath her, sheets nicely tucked in, pillows fluffed. She remembered the lighter before she came into the bedroom so she made sure the candle sconces on the wall were lit. She laid there in the dim light waiting for him to come home. Her satin babydoll nightie glistened across her body. She owed one pair of spiked heals, black, and she used them for these such occasions. She thought to herself, as she tried patiently waiting for him to walk in, that she loves the new lotion she bought... her legs were velvety smooth. Lying on the bed, growing a little impatient, she starts twiddling her thumbs, then curling her hair on her finger. She sits up a little more, leaning against a stack of pillows. She dominates all the pillows on the bed anyways. She pulls her legs up and places her feet flat on the bed. "Hmm" She thinks to herself. She looks down and notices her breast swollen. She pulls back the top of her nighty, the area just barely covering her tits. She leans forward a little and rests her arms/elbows on her knees. Her pointer finger and thumb make their way to her lips and without her recognition she starts molding and pulling at her nipple her damp fingers. She takes a deep breath and places her other hand on the opposite breast and starts stroking and pulling. She closes her eyes and starts completely fondling herself. She leans her head back into the pillow and thinks to herself... "He's gonna miss this!"
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
Takin' Care of Business!
So last night he was offended because I had taken care of myself yesterday morning. I figured I needed it and why not pair two of my favorite things together. I've expressed before how much I love hot showers and you know I enjoy sex. So, he got home and seen my toy on the shampoo rack and was offended. Of course I stressed to him it was his fault since he didn't "take care of business before he left for work." Anyways, so he wanted to go upstairs. I agreed but once I got there I wasn't in the mood. That's really weird for me, I just couldn't snap outta it. When I'm not in the mood I'm not very much fun. I couldn't shake it... just didn't feel like it. Finally laying on the bed, I suggested he get rough again... which we haven't done since he scared the living shit outta me a few months ago. So, he started roughing me up a little which got me going some. Then it came back, like a switch! I was ready and all over the place. We did it against the wall, doggy, he had me pushed and pinned... it was great! Didn't last long enough though, and again that became a problem but I'm over it. Now, I can't wait til next time... ;)
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Monday, October 13, 2008
Weird.
Okay so here's the thing... Friday night the sex police went to gramma's house. As soon as they left he started getting frisky. I was busy cleaning... but he finally talked me into going upstairs. It felt like we were teenagers again! He did me doggy for awhile... and that was nice. We even did a little anal, which hurts but was a nice change. Then, I don't know what came over me but I was begging to get on top. I started out on my knees strattling him. Then moved to my feet where i was squatting over him, sliding up and down on him. Then, I remember leaning forward and bracing myself on the wall and I started fucking the shit out of him, even well after he organsimed. When it was all over with he said he felt like i broke him in half. His peter was sore for at least an hour. Weird!
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Open Relationships
Upon a conversation with a friend I thought I'd tackle an unconventional subject... "open relationships." I decided to google the topic, just to see what kind of information could come back. To my surprise, open relationships are a lot more widely common then I'd expect. I'm surprised that so many people are challenging their marital boundaries to keep the spark in their bedroom.
According to Wikipedia:
An open relationship denotes a relationship (often between two people) in which the participants are free to have sexual intercourse with other partners. If the couple making this agreement are married, it is an open marriage.
So there's a couple of different kinds of "open relationships." The first being in a relationship with one person but being open to have sexual encounters with other people outside of the bedroom. These relations are never talked about or flaunted inside the home; or even discussed out side of the household. This type of relationship often leads to divorce. The other is to be in a relationship with one person and to have "open relations" inside the bedroom but as a group experience. In order to make the latter of the two off there has to be strict guidelines. These couples are generally referred to as "swingers" or "whatever couples."
So what kind of guidelines should a couple go by when considering an open relationship... First and for most, respect! Discretion is also a key factor in being a "whatever couple." Any accompanying parties would also have to understand the rules... there will always be a queen and trying to compete would be useless. The king should always control the situation and should consider his mates feelings in ever move that is made. Both partners in the relationship have to be in agreement and have clear expectations. Having an open relationship requires a lot of planning and thought, trust me... I've thought about it myself. According to Men's Fitness, couples that are not in agreement generally cannot make an open relationship work. I imagine that means, if your partner isn't interested, don't push because it could be toxic for your future.
So how do you bring up the subject to your mate? I imagine the subject has to be treated as if it were fragile. It's not as hard if you and your partner are open-minded and generally has the same train of thought. If not, you might want to consider your words carefully making sure to take into consideration your mates feelings.
Now, while I'm discussing "feelings" I must bring up this point... there's two different kinds of people. The first kind give everything mentally and emotionally to their partner. They have a hard time drawing the line between sensual and sexual (which is what I probably am). And then there's people can can clearly separate their feelings. To these people, sex is sex, nothing more. The latter of the two would probably be more successful having an open relationship.
So here's the question... can open relationships work? Isn't it natural for people, particularly men, to be "hunters." They've always got their eye open even if they're completely devoted to one female. Is it fair to have the traditional ideas about relationships (marriage specifically) that you're going to be with one person, and that's the only one for the rest of your life? I guess the answer is, it depends on the couple and how devoted they are to each other.
Myself, well, I always try to find new ways to keep things interesting in my bedroom. I think as long as you keep the sparks lite in the bedroom your partner wont seek the fire some place else. Both people in any relationship have to be happy and content. Honestly, I think I'd be open to being a "whatever couple" with lots of stipulations. Since the show Swingtown started I know he and I both have thought about it... the pros and cons to having this type of relationship, just neither of us have actually said it! Question: Once you start living like this, is there any way you can go back? Say after a year of having group sex can you just stop? Can you close the door to your bedroom? I think that coupled with the natural jealously issues there would be a lot of obstacles to overcome before an open relationship could even begin.
Wow, my thoughts are so jumbled up right now, I'm going to sign off for now, but I'm sure there will be more posts about this topic in the near future!
According to Wikipedia:
An open relationship denotes a relationship (often between two people) in which the participants are free to have sexual intercourse with other partners. If the couple making this agreement are married, it is an open marriage.
So there's a couple of different kinds of "open relationships." The first being in a relationship with one person but being open to have sexual encounters with other people outside of the bedroom. These relations are never talked about or flaunted inside the home; or even discussed out side of the household. This type of relationship often leads to divorce. The other is to be in a relationship with one person and to have "open relations" inside the bedroom but as a group experience. In order to make the latter of the two off there has to be strict guidelines. These couples are generally referred to as "swingers" or "whatever couples."
So what kind of guidelines should a couple go by when considering an open relationship... First and for most, respect! Discretion is also a key factor in being a "whatever couple." Any accompanying parties would also have to understand the rules... there will always be a queen and trying to compete would be useless. The king should always control the situation and should consider his mates feelings in ever move that is made. Both partners in the relationship have to be in agreement and have clear expectations. Having an open relationship requires a lot of planning and thought, trust me... I've thought about it myself. According to Men's Fitness, couples that are not in agreement generally cannot make an open relationship work. I imagine that means, if your partner isn't interested, don't push because it could be toxic for your future.
So how do you bring up the subject to your mate? I imagine the subject has to be treated as if it were fragile. It's not as hard if you and your partner are open-minded and generally has the same train of thought. If not, you might want to consider your words carefully making sure to take into consideration your mates feelings.
Now, while I'm discussing "feelings" I must bring up this point... there's two different kinds of people. The first kind give everything mentally and emotionally to their partner. They have a hard time drawing the line between sensual and sexual (which is what I probably am). And then there's people can can clearly separate their feelings. To these people, sex is sex, nothing more. The latter of the two would probably be more successful having an open relationship.
So here's the question... can open relationships work? Isn't it natural for people, particularly men, to be "hunters." They've always got their eye open even if they're completely devoted to one female. Is it fair to have the traditional ideas about relationships (marriage specifically) that you're going to be with one person, and that's the only one for the rest of your life? I guess the answer is, it depends on the couple and how devoted they are to each other.
Myself, well, I always try to find new ways to keep things interesting in my bedroom. I think as long as you keep the sparks lite in the bedroom your partner wont seek the fire some place else. Both people in any relationship have to be happy and content. Honestly, I think I'd be open to being a "whatever couple" with lots of stipulations. Since the show Swingtown started I know he and I both have thought about it... the pros and cons to having this type of relationship, just neither of us have actually said it! Question: Once you start living like this, is there any way you can go back? Say after a year of having group sex can you just stop? Can you close the door to your bedroom? I think that coupled with the natural jealously issues there would be a lot of obstacles to overcome before an open relationship could even begin.
Wow, my thoughts are so jumbled up right now, I'm going to sign off for now, but I'm sure there will be more posts about this topic in the near future!
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Monday, September 22, 2008
Finally!
Okay so here's an update on my sexcapades! We tried to make up for the night before and it turned into a disaster! We locked ourselves outta one room, had sex police hot on our heels and finally succeced! I know my previous post may have sounded selfish, but my body aches when I get like that... and I'm bitchy (ask anyone I know!) lol. He's on the fence about seeing a doctor for this situation, sometimes he's all for seeing a doctor and other times he makes excuses... like he wasn't expecting that or smething. You know, wasn't expecting it and turned him on that much or whatever. I dunno!
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Sunday, September 21, 2008
I got cheated!
So we haven't had good QUAILITY sex in a little while. I mean, quaility = let your hair down and get freaky sex. So yesterday I was about to BURST! I needed it so badly. I kept walking up to him and feeling him, rubbing him, but couldn't get him to take the bait. I started thinking there was something wrong with me. That's one thing guys, never turn your woman down... it makes her think too much. Besides that, WHO WOULD DO THAT?! Most men are ready to go. So last night he was playing his playstation 3 with his brother on his bluetooth. I wrote him a note on my way to bed "Wanna come upstairs? Check yes or no" To my surprise he followed me. I could tell he wasn't completely into it... which sucked. I needed it so badly! So I took control and jumped on top. I slide it in me and started going at a nice pace. I got about 12 strokes in before he started cumming. What the hell!! So I was a little irritated because his lack of interest meant I wasn't getting what I needed after that. So I quietly pouted and laid down. He decided to try again after he waited a few minutes. He was completely in "aw" because I was so wet. Anyways, he slide up behind me and pulled my panties to the side and tried again. After a couple of strokes I started coming alive again. I raised up a little holding myself with my right hand on the bed and my left hand on his knee. I was on top, kinda, but facing his feet. It was nice. I found my rythem again. But about 20 strokes into it we heard pitter patter of feet coming down the hall.... I jumped off and pulled myself together. He composed himself and we greeted the sex police like nothing was going on. I had to walk it off. I was so disappointed I stood in the corner shaking a little and I remember not feeling like I was crying but a steady stream of tears rolled down my cheeks. Maybe it is me... maybe I'm too demanding. I just needed some physical interaction and was completely let down. :(
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Saturday, September 20, 2008
hot showers ?
One of my favorite things is hot showers. Sometimes it's hotter then sex. I mean, water at just the right tempature, with just enough steam. I swear, on those nights when I need a time out I get in a nice steamy shower. It's wonderful. I find myself orgasiming as least once from the hot water and bubbly that I lather all over. Sometimes I sneek my toys in the bath... I'm a big kid at heart! The first thing I do is adjust the water to the perfect heat and of course let it run for a minute, I don't want to get in a cold shower. I slide in and let the water run over me, from my neck down. I let the water pebble off my back for a minute then I roll my head back slowly. Once my body is covered in steam I take a deep breath... inhaling the steamy heat. I use one of those bath scrunchi things... so obviously after I wash the hair I lather myself up making sure to take deep breaths, especially when I cross my nose/face. By this time I'm so turned on I don't even have to touch myself to feel all the pleasures! It's amazing!!
UUmmm Hmmm.... Yes... I love hot showers!
UUmmm Hmmm.... Yes... I love hot showers!
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11:40 PM
I wanna!
I wanna be fucked. I wanna be laid head first across this desk... with my legs open and fucked. I wanna feel his cock between my legs. I wanna feel him pull my hair. Which reminds me... the other night I was so horny and of course we had house guests... he went to lay down and everytime i went to check on him I gave him a sample. Like once I got up on top of him, pulled my panties to the side and slide over him but only for about a minute... climbed off and ... the next time ... was GREEEAAATTT!!! He was laying on his side facing the edge of the bed. I pulled my pants to my knees and bent over slightly.. backed on to him while he was laying on the edge of the bed. It was hot. Later I got fucked... as any tease should... hehe. Goodness, I just want it!! So a couple of nights later we went to bed semi early, again we still had company. I had a few drinks before bed and when he got up to bed i was sound asleep. I woke up half way through when he was taking advantage of my drunken self. He was laying flat on his back, and I was laying flat on my back. My head was at the headboard and his head was by my feet. His legs were under me... his cock inside me. I arched my back up a little bit to get a better angle. I shivered as i came multiple times, it was great! Anyways, I think he's worn out, I can barely get a rise outta him. :( I think I'll take myself up and give myself a five finger special... because I CAN!!! :)
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Monday, September 1, 2008
Anally Speaking
Okay so there's a topic i've been avoiding but it's kinda a large part of my life... anal sex. Just thought of that used to freak me out!!!
"You wanna put your cock where?" lol
In fact, I thought my husband shared the same feelings about it... I thought he thought it was disgusting too. Well, one night we were laying bed after a marathon and I asked him if he wanted to try somthing new. He asked "What do you have in mind?" Of course, I told him that I'd like to try it in the ass one day. His first thought was, "we need a babysitter this weekend!" Well we couldn;t get a babysitter for like 10 days. That apparently was the longest ten days.. everyday he told me how he couldn;t stop thinking about it. Weird because again, I thought he had no interested in it! Anyways, the night finally came and i got all boozed up. I took it for a few minutes in the ass... unless you've had it that way you don't know how painful it is!! So a few minutes is all we got that night, he said it was worth every second. A few nights later we tried again. Of course when the kids aren't home because i tend to scream a little. We got a few more minutes out of it. He loved it. Instantly I could tell he was hooked. We tried again with a toy in my pussy... it was too painful. And again without, while I stroked him... it was nice. So, we've been trying on and off for about 6 months, sometimes being completely successful and other times not.
Sunday night, when everyone was sleeping we went upstairs to play around. It turns him on when we're having sex and i say something like.. "I need to be fucked in my ass!!" Well, he says a lot of stuff turns him on (The other night he looked away when I bit my lip, go figure). So, I got on my knees and forced myself back on him. I kept a steady pace, fucking him with my ass.
We were successful and it felt amazing!! What were the signs we'd fucked anally successfully? Well, I heard him moan and scream like a school girl! It was great!!! He's normally the silent, strong type! It was awesome and I'm sure we have a lot more of that in our future!
"You wanna put your cock where?" lol
In fact, I thought my husband shared the same feelings about it... I thought he thought it was disgusting too. Well, one night we were laying bed after a marathon and I asked him if he wanted to try somthing new. He asked "What do you have in mind?" Of course, I told him that I'd like to try it in the ass one day. His first thought was, "we need a babysitter this weekend!" Well we couldn;t get a babysitter for like 10 days. That apparently was the longest ten days.. everyday he told me how he couldn;t stop thinking about it. Weird because again, I thought he had no interested in it! Anyways, the night finally came and i got all boozed up. I took it for a few minutes in the ass... unless you've had it that way you don't know how painful it is!! So a few minutes is all we got that night, he said it was worth every second. A few nights later we tried again. Of course when the kids aren't home because i tend to scream a little. We got a few more minutes out of it. He loved it. Instantly I could tell he was hooked. We tried again with a toy in my pussy... it was too painful. And again without, while I stroked him... it was nice. So, we've been trying on and off for about 6 months, sometimes being completely successful and other times not.
Sunday night, when everyone was sleeping we went upstairs to play around. It turns him on when we're having sex and i say something like.. "I need to be fucked in my ass!!" Well, he says a lot of stuff turns him on (The other night he looked away when I bit my lip, go figure). So, I got on my knees and forced myself back on him. I kept a steady pace, fucking him with my ass.
We were successful and it felt amazing!! What were the signs we'd fucked anally successfully? Well, I heard him moan and scream like a school girl! It was great!!! He's normally the silent, strong type! It was awesome and I'm sure we have a lot more of that in our future!
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Got Cat?
So I've been so exhausted lately, been working long hours at the apartment. The other night I felt a migraine coming on. I actually thought I was going to throw up. I was laying on the bed, left side like always, and he decided to lay down and get frisky. Now, he's rarely EVER got turned down when he wants sex. Okay, maybe a half a dozen times in 6 years! Anyways, we started going at it doggy style. I was to messed up to roll over the other way. Of course the light in the hall way was on and that made my head throbe more. So, we start having sex doggy style. We stop about 20 minutes into it because of the sex police. No biggy, right? We never resumed where we left off. I decided to try and sleep off the migraine. Early the next morning, probably around 5ish (if i had to guess) I woke up. I was laying on my back and I had a cat laying on my pelvis area. Now here's the thing... I have a collection of toys and creams and such... but let me tell you... I woke up to that cat purring and i was so turned on! Maybe it was because of where he was laying. Maybe it's because I was turned on when I went to sleep. It could be a number of things but it was awesome!!! Can we say "Got Cat?"
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Monday, August 25, 2008
embarrassing
So this morning I was chatting with a friend about embarrassing moments. But, I've got one to top his...
So I told him about the my daughter drawing a picture of mommy and daddy "talking" which was two stick people laying on top of each other... no i don't let her see whats going on but she wont leave the door shut and we're under blankets and all. Oh come on, don't judge... if you have kids you've been caught! Anyways, my topper though... one day i was laying on the bed talking on the phone. Yes, I talk on the phone a lot. Anyways, he came in and laid down next to me. He started playing with me so I cut my call short and put the phone down next to me. Apparently during the act the phone redialed the number, maybe by a knee or foot or whatever. She wasn't home at the time and it went straight to the answering machine... which picked up all the yelling and moaning. I didn't realize this had happened til she called me back and asked me if i was okay that night... she was worried! SHE WAS MY GRANDMOTHER!!!
So I told him about the my daughter drawing a picture of mommy and daddy "talking" which was two stick people laying on top of each other... no i don't let her see whats going on but she wont leave the door shut and we're under blankets and all. Oh come on, don't judge... if you have kids you've been caught! Anyways, my topper though... one day i was laying on the bed talking on the phone. Yes, I talk on the phone a lot. Anyways, he came in and laid down next to me. He started playing with me so I cut my call short and put the phone down next to me. Apparently during the act the phone redialed the number, maybe by a knee or foot or whatever. She wasn't home at the time and it went straight to the answering machine... which picked up all the yelling and moaning. I didn't realize this had happened til she called me back and asked me if i was okay that night... she was worried! SHE WAS MY GRANDMOTHER!!!
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School Girl!
So... lately we've been busy and haven't had a lot of time for sex. Bummer huh? When we do have sex it's because I jump his bones! Well, the other night I felt like such a school girl. I met him at the door and pulled him into a room, of course, locking the door behind me. The next thing i remembered what sitting on my ass with my legs wrapped around his, him towering over me, and i was giving him the best head ever. I guess it was such a turn on that I got it good a few minutes later. I got it missionary to begin with which was nice... hurts the knees though... then doggy... my favorite... sucks on the hard floor though... then I did this spinner thing... It ws great! The perfect position for a hard floor, him on bottom and me on top! Spinner... use your imagination!!! Anyways, we went about a week again with nothing then my bones got jumped. Of course, this time it happened after I accused him of not "being into me." Afterwards I find out that he is having a hard time keeping up and is thinking he should go to the doctors for this. Weird huh?
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Friday, August 15, 2008
A few of my favorite things...
Wanna know one of my favorite things? Getting bent over the sofa and fucked so hard i can feel it in my throat. It's nice feeling his balls slap against my pussy and it's nice when he rubs my clit while he's doing it. It's nice feeling him tug at me until he shoots his juice inside me. I like being spanked and I love my hair being pulled... hmm... just a few of my favorite things!
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Things that make you go hmm...
Okay, so yesterday after i got outta the shower he was waiting for me in bed. I've been aggressive toward him in the last few days but he hasn't really wanted to have sex... so I let it go. Anyways, he was waiting for me in the bed. Of course, only wearing a towel I threw that to the side and jumped in with him. Well, we started out just like most of the other times, missionary. I noticed he was getting rough, which I love. So I jumped up to my knees to get it doggy style. He started talking about treating me like a "naughty girl" and getting punished and stuff. I was heated... it felt good. He started spanking me, which is my newest turn on. Then he did something he'd never done... i was on my knees doggy style and he took his hand and held my head neck area to the bed. I mean, I normally rest my check area on the bed while i have my ass in the air because it gets a better angle. But he held me down with such force... and then to top it all off he was fucking me so hard ... i honestly thought i was going to vomit. I even remember screaming. I normally don't remember much, i get an organism high and everything tends to be a blur. Anyways, finally I manage to free myself from the hold and go over on my side where my right leg rested over his shoulder and my left between his legs. Again, I got fucked really hard, but i felt okay this time. Eventually we wound up missionary again and he was being rough, which again i normally love, but... he did something outta the ordinary again. He took his right hand and held my chest neck area firmly to the bed. He held me down so tight that I'm surprised I don't have a bruise. Anyways, I know he was being aggressive because that's what turns me on... without a doubt. I'm just not sure that I liked it THAT forceful. Like, afterwards, i didn't know what to say... and he kept asking me if i was okay. He kept assuring me that he'd never hurt me, and I know that without a doubt he'd never hurt me. I'm just not sure if i was turned on by this side of him or if it scared me a little. Anyways, I appreciate him stepping outta his box for me!!
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Monday, August 11, 2008
Taking care of herself..
Laying on her back with her legs in the air she motions for you to come closer to the bed. As you get closer you realize she's not wearing anything and she's licking her fingers. She licks her fore finger and rubs her left breast. She licks her other finger and slides it between her legs. She slides her fore finger inside her slit. She lays her head back on the bed and starts to finger herself. She slides her finger inside her pussy and starts swirling it around. She feels herself getting moist. She alternates between her pussy and her clit... massaging. Her other hand moves from her nipple and falls on your cock. She rolls her head back in enjoyment and closes her eyes... :)
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Body and Mind Therapy with "Lovemaking"
I found this useless info at www.fukkad.com Enjoy my commentary in gold! :)
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. I must say, my hair is shiny and smooth, maybe the sex is to blame! haha
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. Wow, that's good to know!
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. Skip the dinner and go right to dessert!
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tunes up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! Amen! Maybe I really am a sporty girl! haha
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. Maybe that's why when most people are mourning they turn to sex.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! I completely agree with this. It seems like the more we have sex is the more we want it!
7. Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium. Apparently we all need sex to keep us sane!
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Yuck! I'm not much of a kisser.. sorry!
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. Now when she says she has a headache you have the cure!
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever! Wow, that's info to remember during the winter season!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. I must say, my hair is shiny and smooth, maybe the sex is to blame! haha
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. Wow, that's good to know!
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. Skip the dinner and go right to dessert!
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tunes up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! Amen! Maybe I really am a sporty girl! haha
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. Maybe that's why when most people are mourning they turn to sex.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! I completely agree with this. It seems like the more we have sex is the more we want it!
7. Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium. Apparently we all need sex to keep us sane!
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Yuck! I'm not much of a kisser.. sorry!
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. Now when she says she has a headache you have the cure!
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever! Wow, that's info to remember during the winter season!
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Passive or Aggressive?
First I want to apologize for not being on very much in the past few days. I've been very busy! Anyways, getting back into the swing of things I wanna talk about bedroom domeaner. Lately I've been contemplating whether it's better to be passive or aggressive in the bedroom. When I think of passive, in my opinion, I think laid back; Maybe likes to let someone else be in TOTAL control. Likes to be persuded. Aggressive, again in my opinion, is like the worker bee; has to take care of business.. is in total control. So that being said is it better to be passive or aggressive? Well, as we all know the dream person would be a perfect blend of both... but how often does that happen? Personally I can be aggressive, as you can probably tell... but I LOVE being chased. I like the cat and mouse feel to it. I think it's a turn on when he takes complete control. Anyways, sorry just some thoughts!
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Sunday, July 27, 2008
Sweet sperm (found on the internet)
Stay away from salt if your getting ready for a hot date at least 2 days before. If you want your sperm to taste sweet to your girl, eat some candy bars, honey, or maple syrup the day before. Also stay away from garlic, and other spices. If it has a fowl taste your sweetie won't like the taste of your sperm as much.
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Thursday, July 24, 2008
It's back!
Lately I haven't been in the mood... which completely sucks. It's almost like i lost my mojo, but it could be because i have a lot on my mind. But, last night i was presuded and it was nice. I got the kids settled in bed and passed out in my own bed. My mind was completely exhausted. My husband was already in bed and i thought he was sleeping.. even sounded like him snoring! So, like i said i laid down in my bed... glad the day was over. I turned out the lights and relaxed. About 1 minute after the lights went out he grabbed me from behind... i was laying on my stomach and started feeling me up and down. I immediately knew what he wanted. I said "I'm not in the mood." and tried to push him away. Of course, he pulled out all the stops breathing on my neck which always tickles and is semi arousing to me. His grip tights and he's rubbing up and down my legs even more firmly. He pulls my shirt up and starts kissing the small of my back. I tell him again.. "I just don't think I'd be a rock star tonight!" and i try to push him away. Then, it happened... he didn't hold back. I don't even know if he realized he hit my biggest weakness. He started getting aggressive, and I'm a sucker for being wanted like that. He slide his one hand under me while nibbling and kissing on my back, by this time he'd already gotten my Donald duck boxers and panties off! Yes, I wear both to bed!! Anyways, he starts fingering me while I'm lying there and he's being firm. So, in attempt to get him to stop i roll over to my back and state again... "I'm not a rock star tonight!" He resting between my legs starts roughly (but not enough to hurt me) fingering me. He feels me start to give a little and starts stroking from my clit to my pussy and even slides his finger around my ass. He's being aggressive, he's letting me know what he wants. He slides inside me and takes long strokes out and slamming in. It feels good and it's getting me crazy. I feel myself cum more then once and i can't hold back the screaming. He very firmly demands me to rub my nipples and when i try to resist he takes my hands and forces me to. HOT! I have one hand playing with my mounds and i reach for a pillow because it's coming again. He's between my legs on his knees and I try to stop him. He grabs my hips and pulls me up on his thighs. I pull myself up and we wrap our arms around each other... him still on his knees and me on his lap... fucking so hard. The talking has stopped... until i heard him tell me he's going to cum... and he's banging even harder. He didn't realize I wanted to get in the game at that point. I pull off, he's still grabbing at me. I roll over to my hands and knees. He starts pounding me, I'm holding the wall in front of me so the bed don't bang so loud. I'm so turned on that i get up on my knees more and start pushing back on him. He's got his fore finger massaging my ass and he braces himself as i bury my head into the pillow below me and start banging back on him. He only last 4 or 5 minutes at this til he cums. Of course, inside... which pissed me off a little... but was okay. I laid straight down on the bed and must've went right to sleep. I could feel him dressing me, but was gone to the world. I don't get to see that side of him much... then dominate... side. It was so nice... just what the doctor ordered. :)
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
A few of my favorite... Positions
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I got into some sorta funk for a few days. I didn't care to much about sex and pleasure and stuff. But, I'm feel some better. Before starting my rant on positions i was to first say that phyiscal contact is very important in life. Now, let's begin. Last night my husband and i were having sex... and half way through he could tell that something was wrong and of course he asked. I told him how bored i was. We had sex probably 4 times since saturday, which is pretty good... but it's been missionary and that's it. It's fun every now and then, but i crave variety! So he asks "Do you wanna flip over and i'll fuck you in the ass?" Ummm... it's not his birthday! Well we went into one of my other favorite positions... let me tell ya... it feels good. I curl up in a fetal position on my side and he towers over me on his knees... he goes so deep! Anyways, one of the other added pleasures is that while he's doing his time i use one hand and play with my clit and one hand to play with his balls. It's nice. But let's talk my other favorite positions... I love doggy! I lay flat on my stomach though with my butt in the air... he likes it like that... in fact i can feel him pushing me down as we go. I like being on top, but one day we tried something different. I spun around... talk about interesting... it was good! A new favorite is spooning while doing it, but he says i get crazy doint that. I always find myself holding on to the side of the dresser and pushing back. Anyways, I also like laying on the edge of the bed, face up or do (don't matter) and getting it. But, let me tell you that position is not for making love... it's like when you're hanging there (we have a double stuft pillow top so the bed is up to my waste) you just wanna get drilled. Hmm... wonder if I'm allowed to say that! Anyways, on the side of the bed is really hot first thing in the morning! I like being pinned against the wall, that's nice. I like being bent over in the shower. I really like to be bent over the desk chair or the back of the sofa (even though i still think the old guy next door watches us!). One of my buddies and i were talking about positions and it reminded me of one that i like. He's on his knees straddling my one leg and my other leg is over his shoulder... it's nice.. goes deep! Okay, so these are a few of my favorite things... I wanna hear some of your favorites now!
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Sunday, July 20, 2008
So i wasn't going to post because i don't feel like i have anything sexy to say... i still feel queezy from getting so drunk last night. Most of my night I was in a blur... it was good fun though! Hope everyone had a fuckable weekend!
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10:27 AM
and..
She reaches down and undoes your pants. She slides her hand inside to pull out your cock. You reach down and pull her boxers to the side and you slide your dick into her very slowly. You feel her tense up a little and then relax once your completely in. She lifts off a little, and then slowly back down. Her pussy is so juicy, with every stroke it feels like it's getting even wetter. She picks up the pace a little and you fondle her breast. She pulls her body back a little, trying to play hard to get but you're not buying it. You wrap your hands around her shoulders and pull her closer again. Giggling, she's trying to tease you a little and you're loving it. You notice she's picking up her pace some. Your hands fall into place at her hips where you slam her down on you. As she slides up and slam her back down. At first she cringes like she's in pain so you stop, she opens her eyes brightly at you as if she's wondering why. She starts taking longer strokes.. slowly off then thrusting hard back down. You wrap your arms around her ass and pick her up a little. You roll her down to the floor. She leans up and pulls the pillow up from under her back. On your knees in front of her you start sliding your cock in and out of her. Her head rolls back and you can tell she's loving it. You take her legs and grip the back of her knees. You push her forward slightly and start working it a little harder. You can tell by her body language that she's enjoying it. You feel her feet slide up around your neck. You take her feet and hold them together and push forward. You pull your dick out and push her legs forward. She opens her eyes as if she's questioning you. You slide your right hand under her ass, gripping firmly, and then you move your fingers up to her pussy where you start feeling. It's so wet! You move back in and slide your cock back inside. You feel yourself biting your lip when you hear her start moaning. You know that when she moans she's really enjoying it. You start sliding in a little harder... a little faster. She leans up and stops you... you feel her body tense up and her legs shake a little. Her back arches and she moans. You massage her legs that are resting across your thighs while she works thru her sensation. Finally she composes herself and pulls you down to her. She kisses you passionately and catches you off guard when she rolls you over to your back. She straddles you. You've been meaning to buy blinds for the living room because your curtains are so sheer, anyone could see in; but the idea turns you on a little. The glow from the street light outside beams off her body. She slides herself back over your cock and starts riding you. Her fingers hold you so tightly and you feel a little scratching. You don't mind. She starts going a little faster. Her head rolls back and she's tugging at her nipples. She starts slamming her pussy down and moaning... then screaming. At first you think the screams are from pain, but you soon learn that you're just enjoying yourself. You feel her slamming as hard as she can, and surprisingly you feel yourself start to inch across the floor on the blanket. Your hands again fall on her hips. You hold her down so she can't move. She looks at your, questioning with her eyes. You push her up onto her knees and start working your hips. You're fucking her from underneath. Her body tenses up and she shakes again. Her moans drive you crazy and you feel yourself start to jerk a little. You roll your head back and start to cum inside her. You catch yourself biting your lip again. She falls lifelessly next to you on the floor and you think... "Damnit... our take out!"
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Friday, July 18, 2008
Let me set the mood for you...
You and your girl are hanging out on the couch. It's been such an exhausting day. Your both hungry but neither of you want to cook. You don't want to go out because the it's raining so hard. You suggest take out and a movie. She goes in the change while you call the order in. When she comes out your stunned! You can't believe how she can look so good in a pair of boxers and a tee shirt with her hair pulled back. It's amazing. She grabbed a fleece blanket and sits on the couch. You can tell she's sitting indian style by the way the blanket lays in her lap. She must have taken off her bra because you can see her nipples poking through her shirt. "How bout 50 First Dates?" you ask and she agrees. She seems like something is wrong but you don't want to hassel her. You put the movie on and take a seat next to her. She moves the cushions around to get herself comfortable. She slides her right leg across your lap. "Hope you don't mind the covers?" she says pointing to her blanket. You respond with a smile. The movie starts so you dim the lights some. She always complains if it's too bright during a movie. You just want to impress her... you know what she likes. About 20 minutes into the movie you feel her foot start to twich. She starts stroking the outside of your pants with her sock covered foot. You can't help yourself, you slide your hand under the blanket and tickle the trimmed hair between her legs. You look up at her and see her eyes start to close, you can tell she wants you. You start getting more aggressive and pull the blanket to the ground. You turn toward her and slide your first finger inside her pussy. She buries her head deeper in the pillow. You grab her arms and pull her up... she kisses you passionately. She takes the remote and flips the movie off while you start tugging at her shirt. You can't wait to feel her soft breast. The glow from the light shines off of her shoulders. You lean down and take her left breast into your mouth. She rolls her head back and wraps her other leg around you... she's sitting on your lap now. She starts grinding against you and you hear her whisper "show me how badly you want it honey." As she roughly runs her fingers through your hair. ... To Be Continued. :)
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
Phallix & Great Head!
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How to:
This is what women really like when giving them oral sex... Spread her legs open and get yourself comfortable. First use your finger to moisten the area. Right at the opening move your tongue in a circular motion around the rim. Slide tongue inside. Use a mixture of circles, thrusts, figure eights (or leave your mark by writing your name!) with your tongue. Remember a woman's G Spot is a lot closer to the opening than you might think. Pull away and slide your tongue up to her clit. Nibble a bit to tease, lick and suck... make your way back to opening while massaging clit with your fingers. It's nice to rub and massage ass area while giving oral to your woman too... it's nice!
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
How to:
The proper way to give head (to a male)... First wrap one hand around the base of the penis stroking back any skin. Then, swirl tongue around the head in a dramatic head roll then in a smaller tongue roll. Slide mouth over penis while firmly holding testicles in one hand and base of penis in the other. Once over, suck til there's no existing air in mouth, like a straw. Suck while jerking head in a fucking motion. Slide mouth off the penis and stroke with one hand while licking the head and sucking (add some nibbling for a tease). Take a break from sucking to lick testicles... swirl tongue from base of penis back to the tip and repeat all these steps over. Giving head can be a pleasurable thing when done right!
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9:05 PM
As a side thought...
So, I love the header that I have on here... but it's got me thinking a lot about one subject... Leather and Lace. I was wondering which catagory I fall in. I mean, is there such thing as someone being perfectly balanced part leather and part lace? Okay first, let's define Leather (In terms of bedroom talk) ... in my opinion as Samatha (Sex and the City), is someone that likes it hardcore, but not neccesarily into bondage or anything. Someone that just likes to fuck... maybe uses toys/porn... doesn't like the cute cuddle things about mattress play. Now, in my opinion Lace is like Charlotte... someone who probably likes to make love, likes it delicate... probably into silky nightgown, and cuddling. I think about it and I can barely see any Lace in myself. For example, I'm not into "making love" I like to feel it. I'm not into delicate things... although he did call me a pansy last night and said it's cause i'm a delicate flower (I didn't want to go in to pool)... my ass! I don't like cuddling... there's something about laying in a pool of each others sweat that grosses me out. I guess, if i had to label myself between the two it'd be Leather. I love porn and have a huge collection of toys, and I highly enjoy sex... for sport maybe.. haha. But now with all of this being said am I lacking something? I've always heard that men want the three M's... Martha Stewart in the kitchen (lace), Mary Poppins in the nursery (lace) and Madonna in the bedroom (leather). If this is true, which most guys would probably say "Oh yeah, that sounds nice." Do I lack some of that laciness? I'm not sure, but when I figure it out, I'll let you know. Share with me if you have some thoughts about this... okay? Let me know how you describe Leather and Lace... okay? If you don't want to post here and you know my email addy or IM me... thanks!
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12:20 PM
This is where it gets X rated!
You reach under the blanket and you're a little shocked. You were expecting to be greeting by a dripping hot pussy.. but instead you feel something else. Then you remember that silacon dildo you brought her a few months back. You couldn't believe that she brought that on your fishing trip, but you're grateful. You feel it pulsing a little in her pussy, you move her hand and take control of it. She rolls her head back in the seat and relaxes a little knowing you'll take care of her. You rub her head a little with your left hand while you slide her slightly viberating toy into her with your other hand. You slide it as deep as you can get it, about 5 inches, and you massage her nicely trimmed area. You slide your finger in and tease her clit a little. You realize when you pinch her clit a little it makes her jump slightly. Using this to your advantage you tickle her clit a little more, making her squirm in the seat. You lean in and give her a passionate kiss on the lips, your hand slides from her hair to her breast. You're so into feeling her pussy that you didn't realize she was walking her fingers up and down your pants zipper. He reaches in, and pulls out your throbbing hard goodness. You're surprised though, he spends little time playing with your dick before she moves to your balls. She's massaging them in her fingers, in her hands... one at a time... then together. You close your eyes because you're enjoying every second. She reaches down and uses her forefinger to gently touch the area where your balls meet, the area between your sack and your ass. You didn't realize that would turn you on as much as it does. If feels different, but it's nice. You can't take it anymore, you slide her toy out of her pussy. You slide her hands under her butt and turn her so that she's laying in the front seat. You're standing by the truck, but you pull her legs near you. You forcefully spread her legs and you slide your cock into her. Normally it's a little tight but tonight you have no problems. You reach up and wrap your hands around her waist and thrust yourself into her. She whines a little that it hurts... not waiting to hurt her you stop. She rolls over to her stomach and slides down on you. You're still a little cautious fearing that you might have went overboard when you were lost in the moment. You wait to see what she's going to do, and of course, she surprises you again! She puts her left foot on the ground and her right knee on the truck, in the floor board. She lowers herself back on you. Before you realize what's happening you have to brace yourself. She's fucking you... slamming herself into you. Once, Twice, and three times as hard. You feel your body stiffen. You reach around and play with her left nipple. She reaches down and wraps her fingers around your cock where it's entering her. She's stroking you with one hand and fucking you at the same time. She looks at you with those eyes again... you can't take it. You feel your cock jerk a little and whisper "I think I'm going to cum." She gives you a pouty face and pulls off of you. Her eyes, so seductively... she don't know what she does to you with her eyes. Your cock starts to jerk again... her still has her fingers wrapped around your dick... stroking you. You start to cum, she leans down and places your cock on her ass. Your foam coats her ass while she uses one hand to rub it you feel her body start to relax. You lean over and kiss her back. "That was nice" you hear her say when she finally lays her head down.
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Just one more thing before I go..
I was trying to think of where to start... I guess this is it... Picture if you will... The sun is setting in the distance, and the moon bright and full. It's so hot and steamy, it must be 95 degrees outside. Standing on the shore line of the lake, the fish just aren't biting. You wondering where she's disappeared to again, sometimes she has crazy ideas. You lay your pole down on the shore and start walking toward the truck. You can't believe that she's tired of fishing already. You see the dome light of your truck glowing. Expecting to find her with a book curled up in the front seat you continue your stride to her. When you finally approach the side of the vechile you peek in just ask she's flipping the dome light off. "Are you done fishing already?" you ask jokingly but realize she's very quiet and looking at your in her way. Her head tilts down a little and she peers at you from under her eyelashes. That damn look gets you everytime. You notice the green blanket that looks black across her lap, draping down between her legs. Her right foot is resting on the dashboard. You look around and you take in everything. Your senses are causing you to become completely aroused. Maybe it's the moonlight, maybe it's the smell of a summer evening, or the glow of the fireflies. Maybe it's because your woman is laying in your front seat ready to "fish" with your fishing pole. You open the door and grab her thighs. You pull her closer but all you get in return is a playful giggle. You can't handle that look she gives you... you slide your hand under her blanket. ... TO BE CONTINUED! :)
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Thanks
First, I wanna send a big THANKS to my buddy that helped me make this blog smashing! He said it was listed as "adult" and that means I can say anything I want... hmm ::curious eyes:: That makes me very happy!! Thanks again Mr. Man! For those of you that don't know me, I'm kinda a complex person. To the untrained eye I'm probably sweet, helpful, etc. But sometimes I feel like I have this rage in me. It's so weird! I'm generally a horndog, and my mind is always in the gutter... unless i'm not getting any mattress gymnastics, then i'm a complete bitch. That's probably one of the things that keeps me going. Who knows! I hope some of the stuff I post doesn't offend anyone or whatever. I'm just being me, telling you some of MY thoughts and options, some of my LIKES and Dislikes... if you have a different opinion, great... but let's remember whose blog this is... okay?
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Monday, July 14, 2008
Second Try
Okay, so this is my SECOND try at this time. The first time I couldn't get it to work the way I wanted it to. Anyways, I'm gonna start BLOGGING... just because I have a lot to say ::rolls eyes::
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