Positions and Tell Alls

So the house guest has prevented us from having an sorta bedroom fun. I tend to be really uptight about it... go figure! But, I do have a couple of things to hit over... the back seat in his new truck is a prefect place to have sex... even in the middle of a parking lot. It felt dangerous... I guess. Which reminds me, did I ever tell you folks about the time we did it on the top floor of the parking garage at the airport? It's a larger airport and it was late. The person we were waiting on, their flight got delayed. It was about 1AM and we had nothing else to do but sit and wait. OH MY GOD, what was awesome! We kept dodging the security guard that was traveling about in his red golf cart. Anyways, the other day I was laying down because I felt like crud! He came up and I refused to have sex with him since I'd been damn near begging for two days (and I don't like to beg!). I finally gave in and he knew that it better be good! He put this product on himself called Time in a Bottle, from Pure Romance (which is another story that I'll get to in a minute). So, I'm not sure how it happened but we were having sex and a few minutes into it I stopped him. I told him to get off. He acted worried and maybe I did feel a little annoyed, and it was noticable. Apparently some of that TIB got on me, I COULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING!! First of all, lately missionary does NOTHING for me. I'm not thrilled about it and I'm not into "making love" which in my opinion is the number one reason for that position anyways. With TIB, all I could feel was his balls slapping against my ass!!! Can you believe that shit? Anyways, so we're laying there after the fact, which don't normally happen and he says... "Oh I forgot to tell you, the new Simplex guy's wife works for Pure Romance." He said when the guy pulled out his card he had to explain it to the chief what the comapny was. He adds his comments about, he knows the company well. Which leads to a department wide discussion about their products and what the products (like TIB, Just Like Me, Great Head, etc.) does for US!!! He said he was telling the guys how much I adore the Just Like Me, and on and on. Can you believe that shit? I mean, I guess I always figured guys talk like that but did he have to tell me? Now I'm slightly embarrassed... good thing I steer clear of visiting him at work! Okay, I know what you're thinking... I do the same thing here... at least I don't tell him about it at the end of the day! LOL. Okay, so that's my rant for today... I wont be a stranger, promise!!!