Vacation

So I just got home from a week long vacation... it was a lot of fun! I got to see folks that I haven't seen in a long time... in fact, some people that I haven't seen in years (like 7+)! It was great! I actually went out one night with a buddy and played a little pool... great times. I spent a day at the beach with my best friend and the kids, I'd have to say it's the best day at the beach that I've ever had. I had the opportunity to spend the day at Disney, which is always fun! My little was so excited that she got to hug Minnie Mouse!

What a great time!

When I came home I had a great time with my husband, if you know what i mean? The kids went to their grandparents house (they missed them) and we got to have a playdate of our own! Over and over again! Yum!

Gotta hate it!

She's bent over the bed. She can feel his hand in the center of her back, holding her firm against the mattress. She starts to grasp as she feels herself moan a little. She turns her head into the cushioning... "Ahhh" she exhals as she feels herself start to tighten up. Breathing hard she feels herself start to buck back into him. He applys more pressure to her with his right hand... and surprises her with a playful slap on her ass with his left hand. She feels herself start to let go for the third time... and a loud beep starts drilling her head. She opens her eyes and realizes it was all just an amazing dream.

Dontcha hate it when that happens??

Day Dreaming

Have you ever wanted a really good lay... you know... a high impact... hard... body sweating... grasping for air... kinda fuck? I mean, isn't there something amazing about getting slammed so hard you can't walk for days.. you're climbing the walls.. you feel your heart beating out of your chest... maybe a little hair pulling and some slapping too. There's just something hot about being thrown down (by your partner) and getting taken advantage of. Okay so maybe I am fantisizing a little... but.... ::daydreaming:: Yuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm!

From WeirdNews.com

Pants-less puppeteer charged with indecent exposure
Jim Henson he's not.
A 44-year-old man was arrested earlier this month after witnesses at a Federal Way apartment complex spotted him using his genitals as a puppet.
Prosecutors have now charged Timothy Wayne Martin, of Auburn, with felony indecent exposure.
At issue, according to court documents, was a May 13 incident during which Martin was spotted by residents of the Arcadia Apartment Complex standing partially nude over an air conditioner intake.
Clad only in an unbuttoned flannel shirt, Martin appeared to have attached a string to his genitals and "was apparently manipulating it with the string like a puppet," according to police.
When Martin was arrested at the scene minutes after the 10:30 a.m. incident, the string was still attached, police contend. Prosecutors say he was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine, as well as a pornographic magazine.
Due to two similar convictions, Martin was charged under the state's felony indecent exposure statute. He remains confined at the Norm Maleng Regional Justice Center in Kent on $25,000 bail.

Honey, I'm home!!

Okay, so I never really went anywhere... but I was away from the blog for awhile. Now, I'm back.. scary huh?

Things are good here... minus the fact that I feel like I'm getting washed up! Not enough Sex!

I often wondered why my cousin was dating a younger man (by 7 years) because she's not exactly a cougar... she's young herself. Then one night we were having we went out for a few beers (which I don't even like beer... yuck!) and I found out why... He's like a rabbit.. SCREW ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT! I didn't realize she was obsessed with it as I am. I also realized that night that she and I like a lot of the same things... biting... hair pulling... etc. Of course we not joke about it running in the family... haha. Okay, so that's just a little bitta rambling I'm doing now.

So, I'm getting ready to go on a trip... very excited. I'm so excited to see a few of my old friends... it's going to be such a great time. Even a couple of my first crushes and lushes!It's going to be a blast!!!

So I should get going but I promise, I wont be a stranger!!!

Pierced!

So, I'm like many women who get eroused by forplay with my clit! It feels like a sensational tickle that sends chills up my spine.. It's great! It really gets me going, especually when I'm not quite damp enough for intercourse. *Try to keep up here* I love pinching, massaging, biting... whatever around that area... generally it makes me moist enough for him to slip in. I like to think that I'm nice and tight... I do all those exercises and shit... I figure a worn out pussy leads is no fun. I think that all women should take care of themselves down there, 'specially if they want it have awesome sex in their 40's and 50's! Anyways, here's what I'm wondering... what sorta sensation (haha, word of the day) would it give someone if their clit were pierced? I mean, first... does it hurt? Second, would it affect your day to day functions? How would it affect "fun time?" Hmmmmmmmm.... guess it's something to think about!

Crush

So I sorta have a crush... it makes me horny... makes me wet... I want it!

Lovin' online!

It started out as simply flirting online. With each instant message she got from him she's smile and feel herself blush. She was so flattered. She catches herself tense up everytime she hears the Ting of a new message. She knows it's silly but it's fun. There's a lot of other things she could be doing on a Friday night but would it be as entertaining? She gets herself a cup of coffee and sits back in her leather desk chair. She smiles even harder when she reads some of the tempting IMs. She takes her glasses off and sets them on the desk, she feels herself tense up and bite her lip. She relaxes for a minute at the thought "How silly!" but notices his next message... and feels herself getting wet. She feels her breathing start to deepen and her eyes start to water. She slides her hand under her night shirt. She lays her head back on the chair and massages her nipple. Ting! Another message asking her to feel her clit. She's so turned on that she slides her fingers into her panties and pinches herself... flicking herself... Her body tingles a little, her feet in the chair with her knees up she opens her legs a little more. Sliding her middle finger inside, her body tenses again. She's lost track of his instant messages. Her head rolls back and she nibbles at her lips, fingering herself a little faster she works in another finger. She feels her juices rolling down her ass but doesn't stop. She wants to feel her body quiver! Harder and a little faster... licking her lips... breathing harder... she feels her legs start to shake a little... She's there... feeling around her slit... aggressively rubbing and tugging at herself.. she drops her head to her chest with her eyes closed... feeling herself orgasim... how nice!

The Complete Idiots Guide to Amazing Sex

So yesterday I went into a Barnes and Noble with a friend of mine. I was in search of a certain book for my husband, but found myself in the "Romance and Sex" section. I've never really had a lot of female friends and I was surprised at how open she was about her sex life. Now I know it's common for middle aged women to get together and bitch about their men but never had I encountered this type of conversation from someone my own age! So, we're being goofy at first picking self help books out for ourselves, judging by the titles! I can't believe there's a book called "The complete idiots guide to Amazing Sex!" hahaha. So she proceeds to tell me she should get that book and leave it lay around the house for "suttle hints." I was like "that bad huh?" and that sparked a conversation. She's telling me how well "hung" he is and goes into detail about her last three boyfriends and how lucky she was!! So now I'm thinking.. "must be nice!" But she says her man has NOOOO technique. She's like "He is 6 years younger then me, I think I just have to train him!" So that sparks another conversation... and I found it interesting that she felt the same way that I did. I wouldn't call it "training" as much as "teaching" him what I like though. I think each person desires something different and we have to teach our partner what those things are. And, I also feel that time makes perfect sex. I think that over time two people learn what turns each other on. Like last night I was doing dishes and he came behind me and whispered "I was thinking about taking you upstairs and fucking you nice and hard!" Wow, that got me going! I guess the point of this post is to show how proud I am of this generation... knowing what they want and need and going for it! I'm proud of people that try new things and are forward about it. Sometimes it takes books or articles or whatever to take that step but it's worth it!

Fact

Guess how many acts of sexual intercourses happen daily in the world - approx.. 100 million!

Slump

So maybe we're just in a funk right now but we only had sex 4 times this month!!! I feel washed up!!! I tried to get him going last night but he stopped me... said i shouldn't start something that i couldn't finish (at the time I couldn't, sadly!). He needs to kick it up for April though! lol.

control

Here's a little fact about myself that most of you do not know...

I'm not a kisser! I don't like kissing... I'm more of a hugs type of girl.

That being said, the other night I was getting out of the shower. He came in the steamy bathroom (I like it like a sauna) and kissed me. And to my surprise he kissed me again. Before I knew it I was ripping my silk robe off and trying to take him right there. Well, he was just teasing. He was getting into the shower... that bum! So, I went out and sat on the couch in the dark... when he came out... game on! He's met a master at teasing!

So it started with him standing in front of me while I touched him and stroked him a little. Then, I was in a place I wasn't intending on being... I thought the tables had turned, that it was my turn to tease. Well, things hadn't changed... he was still in complete control of me. Before I realize what's going on, he's standing on the couch fucking my mouth with his cock! Granted, I gave him unbelieveable head... but... whats up with that?! lol. As little or as much as I tried, I couldn't get the tables turned... he still had control over me.

Does this mean I was just really horny? Hmmm. I felt like I was off my game a little... not that I didn't like it, but it was just different. Weird!

So, that was like 3 days ago. Since then I haven't had any sex and I'm getting bitchy and cranky... god.... I'm such a woman! lol

Nibbles and Bittles

Swirling the tip of her tongue around the head she realizes how tight his balls are. She reaches down to massage them but slides one into her mouth. Licking and sucking and chewing and nibbling, she uses her hand to stroke him. She pulls back and smiles at him before she starts fucking him with her mouth. She slides her mouth down on him, with her hand stroking the base of this cock. Her other hand craddles under his again tugging at his balls. She looks up over her eyebrows and bites him gently. A little rough foreplay ever hurt anyone!

Words to Live by!

Party like a rockstar and FUCK like a porn star!

Rockstar

Sorry, I haven't been posting much. To tell you the truth, I've been partying like a rockstar in the bedroom. I don't know what's changed but it's everyday sometimes more then once. It's amazing! I've never been happier in the bedroom!!! Things just seem so intense. It's like my senses are on overload! Go figure! I know I'm being kinda vag but I'll get into details for ya later... :)

E-Tail Retail!

So, I've been giving it a second thought about posting on here... til I was offered a job for a sex toy e-tail sight. I'm still not sure if I'm going to do any writing for them, but HEY!! :)

Birthday Sex, YUM!

So it was completely unexpected but the morning of my birthday I did my normal routine. I got little tike on the school bus and walked back in the house expecting to find my him rushing out the door. But instead I walked in and found him in his spongebob boxers waiting for me. Apparently he'd called work and told them that he was going to be a few minutes late. He then bent me over the couch and the rest is screaming history! YUM! I love early morning sex and I love Birthday Sex!!!

LAter that night after everyone went to bed he ravished me again. This time, we were upstairs going pretty hard and heavy... but I just wasn't getting as into it as I felt I should've been! Maybe I just wasn't into it or something. I was on my knees when I suggested that we try anal again. Actually I was like "put it in my ass!" This has never worked completely where I wasn't crawling the walls in pain... but surprisingly it was nice. He let me do all the work and we both got off (myself multiple times.. hehe).

Birthday Sex... YUM!!

For my "blushing" beauties!

Knealing in front of him, she looks over her brows with suductive eyes. She's not surprised to find his eyes closed and his body tensed up. Swirling her tongue around his cock, licking up and down, she started stroking him a little. She pulled off and twisted her tongue around the head. Her hand tightly gripping around his shaft she sucks him like a lollipop. She feels him jerking a little, so she picks up the pace stroking. Rubbing all five fingers across his dick. She stands him in front him while continuing to stroke, she reaches for his hand. He starts breathing heavy. She puts her foot up, resting it next to his leg; and places his hand over her heated pussy. She feels his fingers twitch a little while slipping a finger inside her. Instantly he starts cumming all over her other leg, the one that's supporting her on the floor. As he starts opening his eyes she pulls away and asks "What's to blush about? Why do you think i'm such a freak?" haha.

Isn't it funny...

The more you have the more you want... Sexually speaking the more sex i have the more i want! Isn't it funny when you're having sex your body bends and moves ways that you'd never think of! I mean, the flexibility is insane! Isn't it funny that people have more sex during a full moon?! Just food for thought!

Sex and Marriage

I'm often puzzeled with the idea of sex and marriage. Before I was married I had a thriving sex life, which I'm sure most people can relate to. Now by saying thriving I don't mean I was with multi people or anything like that. Before marriage I had a few casual experiences and never with anyone that I'd just met! What kinda girl do you think I am?! lol. Those few relationship/friendships were great. Anyways, back to my original subject sex and marriage... Last night I happened to be in the shower when he got home from work. He knows, indirectly, that means I want him. I closed the deal when he peeked in to say hi, I told him I needed him to get in and wash my back. Anyways, unfortunately for me, the water had already started to go cold by the time he'd gotten in. But, I was still "hot" so I asked him to meet me upstairs. I made a dash for it, then he came. He stopped in the living room to get a new game going on the wii for our daughter. Thoughtful, he wanted to make sure she was tended to so we wouldn't get interupted by the sex police. Anyways, as he starts rubbing and feeling on me from behind, we here... "Daddy! I need your help!" and this went on multiply times til he went to help her with the game. He came back and we picked up where we'd left off... to my dismay it happened again within five minutes. At this point, he got up and I remember falling face down into the pillow thinking about my sex life before marriage and kids. It's definately true what you read in magazines and hear on tv... it's definately different! I'm not saying I'd ever give up my family for what I had, but it's nice to reminiece about it. Before we were married we fucked like rabbits! We broke two beds and there was hardly a day when we DIDN'T have sex! Somedays we;d have sex more then once!!! It was amazing!!! It slowed down after marriage. I remember about a month before the wedding I decided we needed to stop having sex because he'd really want me n our wedding night. Well... that lasted til we both got a little tipsey (he more then I) at our rehersal dinner. He insisting on coming home with me and... what do you know... it happened. Of course, ruining our wedding night, we weren't into having sex on our wedding night. Anyways, from that point on it's been WORK having sex. I think we've unlock a secert key though. I call it our "midnight rendevoux" because he'll get me up at like midnight/1AM and we'll have amazing sex on the couch... when the house is quiet. It's great! But of course, I still get frustrated... I told him last night, all I want for my birthday (which is coming up very fast) is a few hours of nothing but HIS attention. Marriage sucks when you have to plan things! I imagine this sort of things is what makes people have affairs... they're simple and you don't have to seek around your own house to be together. That and affairs, I'd imagine, are risky ... and that's fun! It's not always fun having to make dates/set plans to have sex. The spontinatity of it is appealing... right? Well, I'm not saying I'd like to have an affair though... just stating the obvious! Okay, I'm just rambling so I'm going to sign off for now! Chow!!

New Years Resolutions!

I hope everyone had a great holiday... mine was packed full! Okay, occassionally I was packed full! HAHA... that was a joke! Now that things have settled down a lot I've been giving thought to my new Years resolution and here's what I came up with... I want to try and be more open with my needs and wants... I want me to more sexual, shed the t shirt and jeans and grab some ribbons and lace (maybe just a phase... haha). I want to be able to tell dirty jokes and let my mind roam to the gutter... and these are the things I'm going to work on. Now, if the lace thing doesn't work out for me, I'll let you know!!!