embarrassing

So this morning I was chatting with a friend about embarrassing moments. But, I've got one to top his...

So I told him about the my daughter drawing a picture of mommy and daddy "talking" which was two stick people laying on top of each other... no i don't let her see whats going on but she wont leave the door shut and we're under blankets and all. Oh come on, don't judge... if you have kids you've been caught! Anyways, my topper though... one day i was laying on the bed talking on the phone. Yes, I talk on the phone a lot. Anyways, he came in and laid down next to me. He started playing with me so I cut my call short and put the phone down next to me. Apparently during the act the phone redialed the number, maybe by a knee or foot or whatever. She wasn't home at the time and it went straight to the answering machine... which picked up all the yelling and moaning. I didn't realize this had happened til she called me back and asked me if i was okay that night... she was worried! SHE WAS MY GRANDMOTHER!!!

School Girl!

So... lately we've been busy and haven't had a lot of time for sex. Bummer huh? When we do have sex it's because I jump his bones! Well, the other night I felt like such a school girl. I met him at the door and pulled him into a room, of course, locking the door behind me. The next thing i remembered what sitting on my ass with my legs wrapped around his, him towering over me, and i was giving him the best head ever. I guess it was such a turn on that I got it good a few minutes later. I got it missionary to begin with which was nice... hurts the knees though... then doggy... my favorite... sucks on the hard floor though... then I did this spinner thing... It ws great! The perfect position for a hard floor, him on bottom and me on top! Spinner... use your imagination!!! Anyways, we went about a week again with nothing then my bones got jumped. Of course, this time it happened after I accused him of not "being into me." Afterwards I find out that he is having a hard time keeping up and is thinking he should go to the doctors for this. Weird huh?

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A few of my favorite things...

Wanna know one of my favorite things? Getting bent over the sofa and fucked so hard i can feel it in my throat. It's nice feeling his balls slap against my pussy and it's nice when he rubs my clit while he's doing it. It's nice feeling him tug at me until he shoots his juice inside me. I like being spanked and I love my hair being pulled... hmm... just a few of my favorite things!

Things that make you go hmm...

Okay, so yesterday after i got outta the shower he was waiting for me in bed. I've been aggressive toward him in the last few days but he hasn't really wanted to have sex... so I let it go. Anyways, he was waiting for me in the bed. Of course, only wearing a towel I threw that to the side and jumped in with him. Well, we started out just like most of the other times, missionary. I noticed he was getting rough, which I love. So I jumped up to my knees to get it doggy style. He started talking about treating me like a "naughty girl" and getting punished and stuff. I was heated... it felt good. He started spanking me, which is my newest turn on. Then he did something he'd never done... i was on my knees doggy style and he took his hand and held my head neck area to the bed. I mean, I normally rest my check area on the bed while i have my ass in the air because it gets a better angle. But he held me down with such force... and then to top it all off he was fucking me so hard ... i honestly thought i was going to vomit. I even remember screaming. I normally don't remember much, i get an organism high and everything tends to be a blur. Anyways, finally I manage to free myself from the hold and go over on my side where my right leg rested over his shoulder and my left between his legs. Again, I got fucked really hard, but i felt okay this time. Eventually we wound up missionary again and he was being rough, which again i normally love, but... he did something outta the ordinary again. He took his right hand and held my chest neck area firmly to the bed. He held me down so tight that I'm surprised I don't have a bruise. Anyways, I know he was being aggressive because that's what turns me on... without a doubt. I'm just not sure that I liked it THAT forceful. Like, afterwards, i didn't know what to say... and he kept asking me if i was okay. He kept assuring me that he'd never hurt me, and I know that without a doubt he'd never hurt me. I'm just not sure if i was turned on by this side of him or if it scared me a little. Anyways, I appreciate him stepping outta his box for me!!

Taking care of herself..

Laying on her back with her legs in the air she motions for you to come closer to the bed. As you get closer you realize she's not wearing anything and she's licking her fingers. She licks her fore finger and rubs her left breast. She licks her other finger and slides it between her legs. She slides her fore finger inside her slit. She lays her head back on the bed and starts to finger herself. She slides her finger inside her pussy and starts swirling it around. She feels herself getting moist. She alternates between her pussy and her clit... massaging. Her other hand moves from her nipple and falls on your cock. She rolls her head back in enjoyment and closes her eyes... :)

Body and Mind Therapy with "Lovemaking"

I found this useless info at www.fukkad.com Enjoy my commentary in gold! :)

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. I must say, my hair is shiny and smooth, maybe the sex is to blame! haha

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. Wow, that's good to know!

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. Skip the dinner and go right to dessert!

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tunes up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! Amen! Maybe I really am a sporty girl! haha

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. Maybe that's why when most people are mourning they turn to sex.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! I completely agree with this. It seems like the more we have sex is the more we want it!

7. Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium. Apparently we all need sex to keep us sane!

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. Yuck! I'm not much of a kisser.. sorry!

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. Now when she says she has a headache you have the cure!

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever! Wow, that's info to remember during the winter season!

Passive or Aggressive?

First I want to apologize for not being on very much in the past few days. I've been very busy! Anyways, getting back into the swing of things I wanna talk about bedroom domeaner. Lately I've been contemplating whether it's better to be passive or aggressive in the bedroom. When I think of passive, in my opinion, I think laid back; Maybe likes to let someone else be in TOTAL control. Likes to be persuded. Aggressive, again in my opinion, is like the worker bee; has to take care of business.. is in total control. So that being said is it better to be passive or aggressive? Well, as we all know the dream person would be a perfect blend of both... but how often does that happen? Personally I can be aggressive, as you can probably tell... but I LOVE being chased. I like the cat and mouse feel to it. I think it's a turn on when he takes complete control. Anyways, sorry just some thoughts!