Sweet sperm (found on the internet)

Stay away from salt if your getting ready for a hot date at least 2 days before. If you want your sperm to taste sweet to your girl, eat some candy bars, honey, or maple syrup the day before. Also stay away from garlic, and other spices. If it has a fowl taste your sweetie won't like the taste of your sperm as much.

It's back!

Lately I haven't been in the mood... which completely sucks. It's almost like i lost my mojo, but it could be because i have a lot on my mind. But, last night i was presuded and it was nice. I got the kids settled in bed and passed out in my own bed. My mind was completely exhausted. My husband was already in bed and i thought he was sleeping.. even sounded like him snoring! So, like i said i laid down in my bed... glad the day was over. I turned out the lights and relaxed. About 1 minute after the lights went out he grabbed me from behind... i was laying on my stomach and started feeling me up and down. I immediately knew what he wanted. I said "I'm not in the mood." and tried to push him away. Of course, he pulled out all the stops breathing on my neck which always tickles and is semi arousing to me. His grip tights and he's rubbing up and down my legs even more firmly. He pulls my shirt up and starts kissing the small of my back. I tell him again.. "I just don't think I'd be a rock star tonight!" and i try to push him away. Then, it happened... he didn't hold back. I don't even know if he realized he hit my biggest weakness. He started getting aggressive, and I'm a sucker for being wanted like that. He slide his one hand under me while nibbling and kissing on my back, by this time he'd already gotten my Donald duck boxers and panties off! Yes, I wear both to bed!! Anyways, he starts fingering me while I'm lying there and he's being firm. So, in attempt to get him to stop i roll over to my back and state again... "I'm not a rock star tonight!" He resting between my legs starts roughly (but not enough to hurt me) fingering me. He feels me start to give a little and starts stroking from my clit to my pussy and even slides his finger around my ass. He's being aggressive, he's letting me know what he wants. He slides inside me and takes long strokes out and slamming in. It feels good and it's getting me crazy. I feel myself cum more then once and i can't hold back the screaming. He very firmly demands me to rub my nipples and when i try to resist he takes my hands and forces me to. HOT! I have one hand playing with my mounds and i reach for a pillow because it's coming again. He's between my legs on his knees and I try to stop him. He grabs my hips and pulls me up on his thighs. I pull myself up and we wrap our arms around each other... him still on his knees and me on his lap... fucking so hard. The talking has stopped... until i heard him tell me he's going to cum... and he's banging even harder. He didn't realize I wanted to get in the game at that point. I pull off, he's still grabbing at me. I roll over to my hands and knees. He starts pounding me, I'm holding the wall in front of me so the bed don't bang so loud. I'm so turned on that i get up on my knees more and start pushing back on him. He's got his fore finger massaging my ass and he braces himself as i bury my head into the pillow below me and start banging back on him. He only last 4 or 5 minutes at this til he cums. Of course, inside... which pissed me off a little... but was okay. I laid straight down on the bed and must've went right to sleep. I could feel him dressing me, but was gone to the world. I don't get to see that side of him much... then dominate... side. It was so nice... just what the doctor ordered. :)

:(

I was going to post but don't feel very stimulated right now. :(

A few of my favorite... Positions

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I got into some sorta funk for a few days. I didn't care to much about sex and pleasure and stuff. But, I'm feel some better. Before starting my rant on positions i was to first say that phyiscal contact is very important in life. Now, let's begin. Last night my husband and i were having sex... and half way through he could tell that something was wrong and of course he asked. I told him how bored i was. We had sex probably 4 times since saturday, which is pretty good... but it's been missionary and that's it. It's fun every now and then, but i crave variety! So he asks "Do you wanna flip over and i'll fuck you in the ass?" Ummm... it's not his birthday! Well we went into one of my other favorite positions... let me tell ya... it feels good. I curl up in a fetal position on my side and he towers over me on his knees... he goes so deep! Anyways, one of the other added pleasures is that while he's doing his time i use one hand and play with my clit and one hand to play with his balls. It's nice. But let's talk my other favorite positions... I love doggy! I lay flat on my stomach though with my butt in the air... he likes it like that... in fact i can feel him pushing me down as we go. I like being on top, but one day we tried something different. I spun around... talk about interesting... it was good! A new favorite is spooning while doing it, but he says i get crazy doint that. I always find myself holding on to the side of the dresser and pushing back. Anyways, I also like laying on the edge of the bed, face up or do (don't matter) and getting it. But, let me tell you that position is not for making love... it's like when you're hanging there (we have a double stuft pillow top so the bed is up to my waste) you just wanna get drilled. Hmm... wonder if I'm allowed to say that! Anyways, on the side of the bed is really hot first thing in the morning! I like being pinned against the wall, that's nice. I like being bent over in the shower. I really like to be bent over the desk chair or the back of the sofa (even though i still think the old guy next door watches us!). One of my buddies and i were talking about positions and it reminded me of one that i like. He's on his knees straddling my one leg and my other leg is over his shoulder... it's nice.. goes deep! Okay, so these are a few of my favorite things... I wanna hear some of your favorites now!

So i wasn't going to post because i don't feel like i have anything sexy to say... i still feel queezy from getting so drunk last night. Most of my night I was in a blur... it was good fun though! Hope everyone had a fuckable weekend!

and..

She reaches down and undoes your pants. She slides her hand inside to pull out your cock. You reach down and pull her boxers to the side and you slide your dick into her very slowly. You feel her tense up a little and then relax once your completely in. She lifts off a little, and then slowly back down. Her pussy is so juicy, with every stroke it feels like it's getting even wetter. She picks up the pace a little and you fondle her breast. She pulls her body back a little, trying to play hard to get but you're not buying it. You wrap your hands around her shoulders and pull her closer again. Giggling, she's trying to tease you a little and you're loving it. You notice she's picking up her pace some. Your hands fall into place at her hips where you slam her down on you. As she slides up and slam her back down. At first she cringes like she's in pain so you stop, she opens her eyes brightly at you as if she's wondering why. She starts taking longer strokes.. slowly off then thrusting hard back down. You wrap your arms around her ass and pick her up a little. You roll her down to the floor. She leans up and pulls the pillow up from under her back. On your knees in front of her you start sliding your cock in and out of her. Her head rolls back and you can tell she's loving it. You take her legs and grip the back of her knees. You push her forward slightly and start working it a little harder. You can tell by her body language that she's enjoying it. You feel her feet slide up around your neck. You take her feet and hold them together and push forward. You pull your dick out and push her legs forward. She opens her eyes as if she's questioning you. You slide your right hand under her ass, gripping firmly, and then you move your fingers up to her pussy where you start feeling. It's so wet! You move back in and slide your cock back inside. You feel yourself biting your lip when you hear her start moaning. You know that when she moans she's really enjoying it. You start sliding in a little harder... a little faster. She leans up and stops you... you feel her body tense up and her legs shake a little. Her back arches and she moans. You massage her legs that are resting across your thighs while she works thru her sensation. Finally she composes herself and pulls you down to her. She kisses you passionately and catches you off guard when she rolls you over to your back. She straddles you. You've been meaning to buy blinds for the living room because your curtains are so sheer, anyone could see in; but the idea turns you on a little. The glow from the street light outside beams off her body. She slides herself back over your cock and starts riding you. Her fingers hold you so tightly and you feel a little scratching. You don't mind. She starts going a little faster. Her head rolls back and she's tugging at her nipples. She starts slamming her pussy down and moaning... then screaming. At first you think the screams are from pain, but you soon learn that you're just enjoying yourself. You feel her slamming as hard as she can, and surprisingly you feel yourself start to inch across the floor on the blanket. Your hands again fall on her hips. You hold her down so she can't move. She looks at your, questioning with her eyes. You push her up onto her knees and start working your hips. You're fucking her from underneath. Her body tenses up and she shakes again. Her moans drive you crazy and you feel yourself start to jerk a little. You roll your head back and start to cum inside her. You catch yourself biting your lip again. She falls lifelessly next to you on the floor and you think... "Damnit... our take out!"

Let me set the mood for you...

You and your girl are hanging out on the couch. It's been such an exhausting day. Your both hungry but neither of you want to cook. You don't want to go out because the it's raining so hard. You suggest take out and a movie. She goes in the change while you call the order in. When she comes out your stunned! You can't believe how she can look so good in a pair of boxers and a tee shirt with her hair pulled back. It's amazing. She grabbed a fleece blanket and sits on the couch. You can tell she's sitting indian style by the way the blanket lays in her lap. She must have taken off her bra because you can see her nipples poking through her shirt. "How bout 50 First Dates?" you ask and she agrees. She seems like something is wrong but you don't want to hassel her. You put the movie on and take a seat next to her. She moves the cushions around to get herself comfortable. She slides her right leg across your lap. "Hope you don't mind the covers?" she says pointing to her blanket. You respond with a smile. The movie starts so you dim the lights some. She always complains if it's too bright during a movie. You just want to impress her... you know what she likes. About 20 minutes into the movie you feel her foot start to twich. She starts stroking the outside of your pants with her sock covered foot. You can't help yourself, you slide your hand under the blanket and tickle the trimmed hair between her legs. You look up at her and see her eyes start to close, you can tell she wants you. You start getting more aggressive and pull the blanket to the ground. You turn toward her and slide your first finger inside her pussy. She buries her head deeper in the pillow. You grab her arms and pull her up... she kisses you passionately. She takes the remote and flips the movie off while you start tugging at her shirt. You can't wait to feel her soft breast. The glow from the light shines off of her shoulders. You lean down and take her left breast into your mouth. She rolls her head back and wraps her other leg around you... she's sitting on your lap now. She starts grinding against you and you hear her whisper "show me how badly you want it honey." As she roughly runs her fingers through your hair. ... To Be Continued. :)

Phallix & Great Head!

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How to:

This is what women really like when giving them oral sex... Spread her legs open and get yourself comfortable. First use your finger to moisten the area. Right at the opening move your tongue in a circular motion around the rim. Slide tongue inside. Use a mixture of circles, thrusts, figure eights (or leave your mark by writing your name!) with your tongue. Remember a woman's G Spot is a lot closer to the opening than you might think. Pull away and slide your tongue up to her clit. Nibble a bit to tease, lick and suck... make your way back to opening while massaging clit with your fingers. It's nice to rub and massage ass area while giving oral to your woman too... it's nice!

How to:

The proper way to give head (to a male)... First wrap one hand around the base of the penis stroking back any skin. Then, swirl tongue around the head in a dramatic head roll then in a smaller tongue roll. Slide mouth over penis while firmly holding testicles in one hand and base of penis in the other. Once over, suck til there's no existing air in mouth, like a straw. Suck while jerking head in a fucking motion. Slide mouth off the penis and stroke with one hand while licking the head and sucking (add some nibbling for a tease). Take a break from sucking to lick testicles... swirl tongue from base of penis back to the tip and repeat all these steps over. Giving head can be a pleasurable thing when done right!

As a side thought...

So, I love the header that I have on here... but it's got me thinking a lot about one subject... Leather and Lace. I was wondering which catagory I fall in. I mean, is there such thing as someone being perfectly balanced part leather and part lace? Okay first, let's define Leather (In terms of bedroom talk) ... in my opinion as Samatha (Sex and the City), is someone that likes it hardcore, but not neccesarily into bondage or anything. Someone that just likes to fuck... maybe uses toys/porn... doesn't like the cute cuddle things about mattress play. Now, in my opinion Lace is like Charlotte... someone who probably likes to make love, likes it delicate... probably into silky nightgown, and cuddling. I think about it and I can barely see any Lace in myself. For example, I'm not into "making love" I like to feel it. I'm not into delicate things... although he did call me a pansy last night and said it's cause i'm a delicate flower (I didn't want to go in to pool)... my ass! I don't like cuddling... there's something about laying in a pool of each others sweat that grosses me out. I guess, if i had to label myself between the two it'd be Leather. I love porn and have a huge collection of toys, and I highly enjoy sex... for sport maybe.. haha. But now with all of this being said am I lacking something? I've always heard that men want the three M's... Martha Stewart in the kitchen (lace), Mary Poppins in the nursery (lace) and Madonna in the bedroom (leather). If this is true, which most guys would probably say "Oh yeah, that sounds nice." Do I lack some of that laciness? I'm not sure, but when I figure it out, I'll let you know. Share with me if you have some thoughts about this... okay? Let me know how you describe Leather and Lace... okay? If you don't want to post here and you know my email addy or IM me... thanks!

This is where it gets X rated!

You reach under the blanket and you're a little shocked. You were expecting to be greeting by a dripping hot pussy.. but instead you feel something else. Then you remember that silacon dildo you brought her a few months back. You couldn't believe that she brought that on your fishing trip, but you're grateful. You feel it pulsing a little in her pussy, you move her hand and take control of it. She rolls her head back in the seat and relaxes a little knowing you'll take care of her. You rub her head a little with your left hand while you slide her slightly viberating toy into her with your other hand. You slide it as deep as you can get it, about 5 inches, and you massage her nicely trimmed area. You slide your finger in and tease her clit a little. You realize when you pinch her clit a little it makes her jump slightly. Using this to your advantage you tickle her clit a little more, making her squirm in the seat. You lean in and give her a passionate kiss on the lips, your hand slides from her hair to her breast. You're so into feeling her pussy that you didn't realize she was walking her fingers up and down your pants zipper. He reaches in, and pulls out your throbbing hard goodness. You're surprised though, he spends little time playing with your dick before she moves to your balls. She's massaging them in her fingers, in her hands... one at a time... then together. You close your eyes because you're enjoying every second. She reaches down and uses her forefinger to gently touch the area where your balls meet, the area between your sack and your ass. You didn't realize that would turn you on as much as it does. If feels different, but it's nice. You can't take it anymore, you slide her toy out of her pussy. You slide her hands under her butt and turn her so that she's laying in the front seat. You're standing by the truck, but you pull her legs near you. You forcefully spread her legs and you slide your cock into her. Normally it's a little tight but tonight you have no problems. You reach up and wrap your hands around her waist and thrust yourself into her. She whines a little that it hurts... not waiting to hurt her you stop. She rolls over to her stomach and slides down on you. You're still a little cautious fearing that you might have went overboard when you were lost in the moment. You wait to see what she's going to do, and of course, she surprises you again! She puts her left foot on the ground and her right knee on the truck, in the floor board. She lowers herself back on you. Before you realize what's happening you have to brace yourself. She's fucking you... slamming herself into you. Once, Twice, and three times as hard. You feel your body stiffen. You reach around and play with her left nipple. She reaches down and wraps her fingers around your cock where it's entering her. She's stroking you with one hand and fucking you at the same time. She looks at you with those eyes again... you can't take it. You feel your cock jerk a little and whisper "I think I'm going to cum." She gives you a pouty face and pulls off of you. Her eyes, so seductively... she don't know what she does to you with her eyes. Your cock starts to jerk again... her still has her fingers wrapped around your dick... stroking you. You start to cum, she leans down and places your cock on her ass. Your foam coats her ass while she uses one hand to rub it you feel her body start to relax. You lean over and kiss her back. "That was nice" you hear her say when she finally lays her head down.

Just one more thing before I go..

I was trying to think of where to start... I guess this is it... Picture if you will... The sun is setting in the distance, and the moon bright and full. It's so hot and steamy, it must be 95 degrees outside. Standing on the shore line of the lake, the fish just aren't biting. You wondering where she's disappeared to again, sometimes she has crazy ideas. You lay your pole down on the shore and start walking toward the truck. You can't believe that she's tired of fishing already. You see the dome light of your truck glowing. Expecting to find her with a book curled up in the front seat you continue your stride to her. When you finally approach the side of the vechile you peek in just ask she's flipping the dome light off. "Are you done fishing already?" you ask jokingly but realize she's very quiet and looking at your in her way. Her head tilts down a little and she peers at you from under her eyelashes. That damn look gets you everytime. You notice the green blanket that looks black across her lap, draping down between her legs. Her right foot is resting on the dashboard. You look around and you take in everything. Your senses are causing you to become completely aroused. Maybe it's the moonlight, maybe it's the smell of a summer evening, or the glow of the fireflies. Maybe it's because your woman is laying in your front seat ready to "fish" with your fishing pole. You open the door and grab her thighs. You pull her closer but all you get in return is a playful giggle. You can't handle that look she gives you... you slide your hand under her blanket. ... TO BE CONTINUED! :)

Thanks

First, I wanna send a big THANKS to my buddy that helped me make this blog smashing! He said it was listed as "adult" and that means I can say anything I want... hmm ::curious eyes:: That makes me very happy!! Thanks again Mr. Man! For those of you that don't know me, I'm kinda a complex person. To the untrained eye I'm probably sweet, helpful, etc. But sometimes I feel like I have this rage in me. It's so weird! I'm generally a horndog, and my mind is always in the gutter... unless i'm not getting any mattress gymnastics, then i'm a complete bitch. That's probably one of the things that keeps me going. Who knows! I hope some of the stuff I post doesn't offend anyone or whatever. I'm just being me, telling you some of MY thoughts and options, some of my LIKES and Dislikes... if you have a different opinion, great... but let's remember whose blog this is... okay?

Second Try

Okay, so this is my SECOND try at this time. The first time I couldn't get it to work the way I wanted it to. Anyways, I'm gonna start BLOGGING... just because I have a lot to say ::rolls eyes::

Sucks!

This fucking sucks! I'm getting to annoyed with this stupid thing! Okay, not with this thing, it's probably some stupid little user error.